I like my job. I get to play with expensive technology, there are lots of buttons to press, and as a side effect, everyone assumes I'...

I'm not a sports guy in the slightest. I don't regularly play any and can't seem to find a single bit of joy watching athlet...

I'm a big supporter of the bedtime story. From a very early age, my parents read to me after tucking me in, and if my homunculus eve...

A few days ago, a high schooler asked how old I was when I stopped believing in Santa . I told him we were broke when I was a kid, so I n...

When meeting new people, I have a few things I'm tempted to clear the air on early . I like to think I'm a decent guy, but some...

No offense to any duplicates out there, but I'm glad I don't have a twin. That shit gives me the creeps--I mean if I personally h...